Cast & Crew
At the age of 23, singer Cliff Donner becomes an overnight failure when his latest album proves unsuccessful. Although disillusioned with show business, he agrees to perform at a club for teenagers in Palm Springs, California. At the same time Hallie Rodgers, a pretty teenager, loses her job as a TV go-go dancer when she leaves her cage and starts singing and dancing before the cameras. Eventually the two young people are signed as a team by Tony Krum, a young, self-made rock and roll millionaire tycoon. Without telling Cliff, Tony arranges a publicity buildup whereby Hallie and Cliff will gradually fall in love while performing on TV within view of thousands of delighted teenagers. Everything works as planned until Cliff learns of Tony's scheme and quits the show. Cliff is persuaded to return, but he treats Hallie with cold indifference. Determined to prove that Cliff means more to her than a career, Hallie fails to appear for their biggest TV engagement. As Cliff is about to perform alone, he suddenly understands Hallie's motive, and leaves the stage to find her. Mrs. Miller, the cleaning woman, fills in for them and becomes an instant success.
T. J. & The Fourmations
John C. Horger
Ralph S. Hurst
J. Russell Llewellyn
Robert J. Miller
Jean Burt Reilly
The Cool Ones
Debbie Watson, in a role allegedly intended for Nancy Sinatra, plays Hallie Rogers, an overzealous, aspiring singer who works as a go-go dancer on the popular TV show, Whizbam (a parody of the then-popular Shindig and Hullabaloo television series). When the show's producer (famous bandleader Phil Harris) refuses to give her a singing spot, she takes matters into her own hands and steals the microphone from featured attraction Glen Campbell during the live TV performance, transforming the number into a chaotic duet. As backstage personnel rush the set to forcibly remove Hallie, a TV camera captures her frenzied gyrating that soon inspires a national dance craze - The Tantrum. Sensing real potential in Hallie's talent is Cliff Donner (Gil Peterson), a former teen singing idol, now performing in a small club in Palm Springs. When Hallie makes an unexpected appearance there, the two experience an immediate rapport that leads to Cliff's proposal to become her manager. When he becomes her singing partner instead, romance soon follows. But ruthless ambition rears its ugly head when millionaire rock producer Tony Krum (Roddy McDowall in a flamboyant, over-the-top performance) enters the scene and tempts Hallie away from Cliff with promises of greater fame, glory and money. Will Hallie succumb to the siren song of success or give it all up for true love with Cliff?
Unlike romantic comedies geared for teenagers like Get Yourself a College Girl (1964) and When the Boys Meet the Girls (1965) which used threadbare storylines as the connective tissue linking numerous top forty specialty acts together, The Cool Ones is much more focused on Hallie's rise to fame and her romance with Cliff than it is in serving up and giving ample screen time to any of its eclectic musical guests with one exception, Mrs. Miller; she not only has a semi-prominent supporting role but performs the...uh, most unusual version of "It's Magic" you'll ever hear. Famous for her pop novelty hit "Downtown" (which was first made famous by Petulia Clark), delivered in an off-key, quivering vibrato, Mrs. Miller is more of a puzzling anomaly to anyone who didn't live through the sixties and her appearance in The Cool Ones is further evidence of the film's lack of relevance to the world of genuine rock 'n roll. It's true you do get a brief glimpse of The Leaves, a California garage band that are best remembered for their psychedelic cover of "Hey Joe," as they perform the unambigious "In the House of Dr. Stone." But usually The Cool Ones devotes more screen time to Cliff's completely uncool covers of "Secret Love" and "Birth of the Blues" or his excruciating duets with Hallie on "Up Where the Air is Thin," "It's Your World," and the hilariously bad setpiece, "Do the Tantrum."
It is this aspect that derails the movie so spectacularly from the outset. This is not rock 'n roll but an unpalatable marriage of a Las Vegas lounge act with a Broadway musical. And it is performed with such passion and conviction before an unlikely horde of squealing teenage fans that it becomes mesmerizing. It becomes even more fascinating when you realize that Lee Hazlewood, who partnered with Nancy Sinatra on several albums, wrote the songs and composed the score with Billy Strange handling the musical arrangements. Hazlewood's music was always firmly grounded in pop with strong country-western/folk music flavoring; some of his biggest hits include "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'," "Sugar Town," "How Does That Grab Ya, Darlin'," and "Some Velvet Morning." In fact, "This Town," one of the showcased songs in The Cool Ones, was recorded by both Frank Sinatra and his daughter Nancy (on her 1967 TV special, Movin' with Nancy).
While The Cool Ones might qualify as one of the worst movies made for the youth market in the sixties, that doesn't mean it is devoid of entertainment value and, as they say, someone's trash is another man's treasure. There is something perversely amusing about the whole charade, from Roddy McDowall's outrageous mugging and overacting to lame wisecracks like "I hope your wife puts starch in your underwear" to the hyperkinetic choreography of Toni Basil, later famous for the novelty pop hit, "Mickey."
On another level The Cool Ones is an invaluable time capsule which documents Los Angeles and Palm Springs as those places looked in 1967. Shot in glorious Technicolor and Panavision, the movie is teeming with familiar locations in both cities and is also an enjoyable sixties fashion show with Madras and Paisley patterns dominating; Debbie Watson has a changing wardrobe of go-go boots, Carnaby Caps and skirts with big white belts and McDowall's record tycoon drives around in a purple convertible while wearing an outfit with matching purple ascot and ruffled sleeves. As for Gil Peterson, he looks like a Thunderbirds puppet come to life (Gordon Tracy maybe?) and appears in a succession of such tight-fitting pants that you begin to wonder if he will finally explode out of one like the Pillsbury Poppin' Fresh Doughboy.
Pop culture connoisseurs will also get a kick out of some of the cameo appearances and bit players in the cast of The Cool Ones. Teri Garr can be spotted in a few scenes as one of Hallie's pals, T.J. and the Fourmations emerge from an elevator singing a snatch of "Hey Ronnie" accompanied by disapproving hotel manager Franklin Pangborn, Nita Talbot makes the most of a minor supporting role as Krum's put-upon assistant Dee Dee and Glen Campbell has a thankless scene competing for attention with Watson in his one singing number, "Just One of Those Things."
You'd be hard pressed to find a positive review of The Cool Ones when it first premiered in 1967 but here is a more contemporary take on it by Rovi reviewer Craig Butler which captures the movie's eccentric appeal for those in the right mood: "Some bad movies are more entertaining than their much better cousins, and The Cool Ones falls squarely into that category. Make no mistake about it: this is a very, very bad movie. A supposed satire, the barbs it lobs at its targets are inane and often pointless -- which pretty well summarizes both the plot and dialogue as well. (In what other movie would the appellation "rainbow trout" be considered a compliment?) The performances are simply atrocious, with Roddy McDowall clearly (and rightfully) embarrassed. Debbie Watson and Gil Peterson don't seem to be aware of how ridiculous their roles are, lending their performances some amateurish innocence; it doesn't make their acting any better, but it adds to the fun....Gene Nelson's direction is entirely off the mark, which turns out to be a blessing; if he had left the performers to their own devices and just let the camera roll, the end result would have been just as bad, but considerably duller. Unlike other bad musicals (such as Xanadu, 1980), The Cool Ones's lack of quality makes it a great deal of fun -- at least for a while."
Producer: Jimmy Lydon (uncredited)
Director: Gene Nelson
Screenplay: Joyce Geller (screenplay & story); Robert Kaufman, Gene Nelson (adaptation)
Cinematography: Floyd D. Crosby
Art Direction: LeRoy Deane
Music: Ernie Freeman
Film Editing: James Heckert
Cast: Roddy McDowall (Tony Krum), Debbie Watson (Hallie Rogers), Gil Peterson (Cliff Donner), Phil Harris (MacElwaine), Robert Coote (Stan), Nita Talbot (Dee Dee), George Furth (Howie), Mrs. Miller (Herself), Jim Begg (Charlie), James Millhollin (Manager).
by Jeff Stafford
Sources: Hollywood Rock edited by Marshall Crenshaw (HarperPerennial)
Rock on Film by David Ehrenstein and Bill Reed (Delilah Books)
The Cool Ones
Copyright length: 93 min. Location scenes filmed in Palm Springs, California.