The Maltese Bippy


1h 28m 1969
The Maltese Bippy

Brief Synopsis

A porn star thinks he's become a werewolf.

Film Details

Also Known As
The Strange Case of ...! # & % ?
MPAA Rating
Genre
Comedy
Release Date
Jan 1969
Premiere Information
Los Angeles opening: 5 Jun 1969
Production Company
Freeman/Enders Productions
Distribution Company
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, Inc.
Country
United States

Technical Specs

Duration
1h 28m
Sound
Mono
Color
Color (Metrocolor)
Theatrical Aspect Ratio
2.35 : 1

Synopsis

Sam Smith is the fast-buck producer of amateurish nudie films starring his partner Ernest Grey, a neurotic who suffers from dizzy spells and uncontrollable urges to howl like a dog. When they are forced out of their New York office for not paying rent, they move into Ernest's house on Long Island, an eerie structure located next to a cemetery where a mutilated corpse was found and a woman was attacked by a howling man. Also living at the house are Molly, Ernest's talkative housekeeper, Robin, a pretty co-ed, and Axel, an out-of-work Swedish violinist. After a doctor has voiced the opinion that Ernest's howling may be an indication that he is turning into the first all-American werewolf, Ernest is visited by his next door neighbors--the sinister Ravenswood, his voluptuous sister Carlotta, and their 200-pound housekeeper-bodyguard, Helga. Although Ernest is horrified when his neighbors say they are vampires who want him to join their pack, Sam immediately sees the commercial possibilities of using the foursome for a vaudeville act. Eventually, Ernest learns that he is not really a werewolf, but that everyone except Sam is trying to drive him away so that they can search for a giant diamond hidden in his house. Later, Sam, Ernest, and Robin, who claims she's the rightful heir to the diamond, discover that the gem is hidden in the corpse of the house's former owner. As preparations are being made to remove the diamond by surgery, all the competing villains clash with such force that Ernest's house is destroyed and a bewildering series of multiple murders eliminates everyone except Sam and Ernest. But both men are unsatisfied with the conclusion of their story, and they take turns in offering their own preferred endings. Then, hand in hand, Sam and Ernest walk off into the sunset.

Film Details

Also Known As
The Strange Case of ...! # & % ?
MPAA Rating
Genre
Comedy
Release Date
Jan 1969
Premiere Information
Los Angeles opening: 5 Jun 1969
Production Company
Freeman/Enders Productions
Distribution Company
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, Inc.
Country
United States

Technical Specs

Duration
1h 28m
Sound
Mono
Color
Color (Metrocolor)
Theatrical Aspect Ratio
2.35 : 1

Articles

The Maltese Bippy -


The professional union of nightclub comics Dan Rowan and Dick Martin was slow to catch on. Partnered in 1952, Rowan & Martin played Las Vegas gaming rooms before starring in a failed Universal-International Western comedy, Once Upon a Horse (1958). An early admirer was Dean Martin, who booked the team as regular performers on his Dean Martin Summer Show (1966). The gig led to their own comedy special in 1967; titled Laugh-In, the variety show hearkened back to vaudeville while broaching borderline objectionable material torn from the headlines in the spirit of the controversial Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour. Heartened by critical kudos, NBC ordered 13 episodes of Laugh-In, which was a hit with viewers in early 1968. Over the course of six seasons, the Laugh-In formula stayed the same, with Rowan & Martin reprising their standard straight man/fall guy shtick with an assist from a revolving repertory of stock comics, including Lily Tomlin, Jo-Anne Worley, Henry Gibson, Ruth Buzzi, and a 20 year-old Goldie Hawn. The Maltese Bippy (1969) was Rowan & Martin's second attempt at a feature film crossover; heralded by MGM as "an action-adventure-romantic-horror-melodramatic comedy," the lampoon was rife with Gothic monsters and unpardonable puns. Forfeiting the celebrity cameos that were Laugh-In's stock-in-trade, The Maltese Bippy relied instead on support from the more affordable likes of TV actor Robert Reed (who went from this to The Brady Bunch), Carol Lynley, and "Catwoman" Julie Newmar, as well as Edra Gale from Federico Fellini's (1960).

By Richard Harland Smith
The Maltese Bippy -

The Maltese Bippy -

The professional union of nightclub comics Dan Rowan and Dick Martin was slow to catch on. Partnered in 1952, Rowan & Martin played Las Vegas gaming rooms before starring in a failed Universal-International Western comedy, Once Upon a Horse (1958). An early admirer was Dean Martin, who booked the team as regular performers on his Dean Martin Summer Show (1966). The gig led to their own comedy special in 1967; titled Laugh-In, the variety show hearkened back to vaudeville while broaching borderline objectionable material torn from the headlines in the spirit of the controversial Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour. Heartened by critical kudos, NBC ordered 13 episodes of Laugh-In, which was a hit with viewers in early 1968. Over the course of six seasons, the Laugh-In formula stayed the same, with Rowan & Martin reprising their standard straight man/fall guy shtick with an assist from a revolving repertory of stock comics, including Lily Tomlin, Jo-Anne Worley, Henry Gibson, Ruth Buzzi, and a 20 year-old Goldie Hawn. The Maltese Bippy (1969) was Rowan & Martin's second attempt at a feature film crossover; heralded by MGM as "an action-adventure-romantic-horror-melodramatic comedy," the lampoon was rife with Gothic monsters and unpardonable puns. Forfeiting the celebrity cameos that were Laugh-In's stock-in-trade, The Maltese Bippy relied instead on support from the more affordable likes of TV actor Robert Reed (who went from this to The Brady Bunch), Carol Lynley, and "Catwoman" Julie Newmar, as well as Edra Gale from Federico Fellini's 8½ (1960). By Richard Harland Smith

Leon Askin (1907-2005)


Leon Askin, the rotund, imposing Austrian character actor, who was best remembered as General Albert Burkhalter, Conolel Klink's exasperated superior on the hit sitcom Hogan's Heroes, died of natural causes on June 3 in his hometown of Vienna. He was 97.

Born in Vienna, Austria as Leo Aschkenasy on September 18, 1907, Askin developed a taste for theater through his mother's love of cabaret, and as a youngster, often accompanied his mother to weekend productions.

He made a go of acting as a profession in 1925, when he took drama classes from Hans Thimig, a noted Austrian stage actor at the time. The following year, he made his Vienna stage debut in Rolf Lauckner's "Schrei aus der Strasse."

For the next six year (1927-33), he was a popular stage actor in both Vienna and Berlin before he was prevented to work on the stage by Hitler's SA for being a Jew. He left for Paris in 1935 to escape anti-semetic persecution, but returned to Vienna in 1935, to find work (albeit a much lower profile to escape scrutiny), but after a few years, the writing was on the wall, and he escaped to New York City in 1939, just at the outbreak of World War II. His luck in the Big Apple wasn't really happening, and in 1941, he relocated to Washington D.C. and briefly held the position of managing director of the Civic Theatre, a popular city venue of the day. Unfortunately, after the tragic events of Pearl Harbor in December of that year, the United States became involved in the war that had already engulfed Europe for two years, and seeing a possibility to expediate his application for American citizenship, he enlisted in the U.S. Army.

After the war, Leon indeed became a U.S. citizen and changed his name from Leon Aschkenasy to Leon Askin. He returned to New York and found work as a drama teacher, and more importantly, landed his first gig on Broadway, as director and actor in Goethe's Faust in 1947, which starred Askin in the title character opposite the legendary Albert Bassermann who played Mephisto. The production was a huge success. Askin followed this up with another director/actor stint with Shakespeare's Merchant of Venice and co-starred with Jose Ferrer in Ben Hecht's 20th Century. They were all Broadway hits, and Askin had finally achieved the success he had worked so hard to seek and merit.

It wasn't long before Hollywood came calling, and soon Askin, with his rich German accent and massive physical presence, made a very effective villian in a number of Hollywood films: the Hope-Crosby comedy Road to Bali (1952); Richard Burton's first hit film The Robe; and the Danny Kaye vehicle Knock on Wood (1954).

Askin's roles throughout the 50's were pretty much in this "menacing figure" vein, so little did anyone suspect that around the corner, Billy Wilder would be offering him his most memorable screen role - that of the Russian commissar Peripetschikof who gleefully embraces Amercian Capitalism in the scintillating politcal satire, One, Two, Three (1961). Who can forget this wonderfully exchange between Peripetschikof and Coca Cola executive C.R. MacNamara (James Cagney):

Peripetschikof: I have a great idea to make money. I have a storage full of saurkraut and I'll sell it as Christmas tree tinsil!
MacNamara: You're a cinch!

His performance for Wilder was wonderfully comedic and wholly memorable, and after One, Two, Three the film roles for Askin got noticable better, especially in Lulu and The Testament of Dr. Mabuse (both 1962); but he began to find prominent guest shots on hit television shows too: My Favorite Martian and The Outer Limits to name a few; yet his big break came in 1965, when for six seasons he played General Albert Burkhalter, the Nazi general who was forever taking Col. Kilink's ineptitude to task in Hogan's Heroes (1965-71).

Roles dried up for Askin after the run of Hogan's Heroes, save for the occassional guest spot on television: Diff'rent Strokes, Three's Company, Happy Days; and parts in forgettable comedies: Going Ape! (1981), Airplane II: The Sequel (1982). After years of seclusion, Askin relocated to his birthplace of Vienna in 1994, and he began taking parts in numerous stage productions almost to his death. In 2002, he received the highest national award for an Austrian citizen when he was bestowed with the Austrian Cross of Honor, First Class, for Science and Art. He is survived by his third wife of three years, Anita Wicher.

by Michael T. Toole

Leon Askin (1907-2005)

Leon Askin, the rotund, imposing Austrian character actor, who was best remembered as General Albert Burkhalter, Conolel Klink's exasperated superior on the hit sitcom Hogan's Heroes, died of natural causes on June 3 in his hometown of Vienna. He was 97. Born in Vienna, Austria as Leo Aschkenasy on September 18, 1907, Askin developed a taste for theater through his mother's love of cabaret, and as a youngster, often accompanied his mother to weekend productions. He made a go of acting as a profession in 1925, when he took drama classes from Hans Thimig, a noted Austrian stage actor at the time. The following year, he made his Vienna stage debut in Rolf Lauckner's "Schrei aus der Strasse." For the next six year (1927-33), he was a popular stage actor in both Vienna and Berlin before he was prevented to work on the stage by Hitler's SA for being a Jew. He left for Paris in 1935 to escape anti-semetic persecution, but returned to Vienna in 1935, to find work (albeit a much lower profile to escape scrutiny), but after a few years, the writing was on the wall, and he escaped to New York City in 1939, just at the outbreak of World War II. His luck in the Big Apple wasn't really happening, and in 1941, he relocated to Washington D.C. and briefly held the position of managing director of the Civic Theatre, a popular city venue of the day. Unfortunately, after the tragic events of Pearl Harbor in December of that year, the United States became involved in the war that had already engulfed Europe for two years, and seeing a possibility to expediate his application for American citizenship, he enlisted in the U.S. Army. After the war, Leon indeed became a U.S. citizen and changed his name from Leon Aschkenasy to Leon Askin. He returned to New York and found work as a drama teacher, and more importantly, landed his first gig on Broadway, as director and actor in Goethe's Faust in 1947, which starred Askin in the title character opposite the legendary Albert Bassermann who played Mephisto. The production was a huge success. Askin followed this up with another director/actor stint with Shakespeare's Merchant of Venice and co-starred with Jose Ferrer in Ben Hecht's 20th Century. They were all Broadway hits, and Askin had finally achieved the success he had worked so hard to seek and merit. It wasn't long before Hollywood came calling, and soon Askin, with his rich German accent and massive physical presence, made a very effective villian in a number of Hollywood films: the Hope-Crosby comedy Road to Bali (1952); Richard Burton's first hit film The Robe; and the Danny Kaye vehicle Knock on Wood (1954). Askin's roles throughout the 50's were pretty much in this "menacing figure" vein, so little did anyone suspect that around the corner, Billy Wilder would be offering him his most memorable screen role - that of the Russian commissar Peripetschikof who gleefully embraces Amercian Capitalism in the scintillating politcal satire, One, Two, Three (1961). Who can forget this wonderfully exchange between Peripetschikof and Coca Cola executive C.R. MacNamara (James Cagney): Peripetschikof: I have a great idea to make money. I have a storage full of saurkraut and I'll sell it as Christmas tree tinsil! MacNamara: You're a cinch! His performance for Wilder was wonderfully comedic and wholly memorable, and after One, Two, Three the film roles for Askin got noticable better, especially in Lulu and The Testament of Dr. Mabuse (both 1962); but he began to find prominent guest shots on hit television shows too: My Favorite Martian and The Outer Limits to name a few; yet his big break came in 1965, when for six seasons he played General Albert Burkhalter, the Nazi general who was forever taking Col. Kilink's ineptitude to task in Hogan's Heroes (1965-71). Roles dried up for Askin after the run of Hogan's Heroes, save for the occassional guest spot on television: Diff'rent Strokes, Three's Company, Happy Days; and parts in forgettable comedies: Going Ape! (1981), Airplane II: The Sequel (1982). After years of seclusion, Askin relocated to his birthplace of Vienna in 1994, and he began taking parts in numerous stage productions almost to his death. In 2002, he received the highest national award for an Austrian citizen when he was bestowed with the Austrian Cross of Honor, First Class, for Science and Art. He is survived by his third wife of three years, Anita Wicher. by Michael T. Toole

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The working title of this film is The Strange Case of ...! # & % ?