"Someone should tell Mr. Fields that he does not have to wear that
silly, artificial nose to be funny," a critic once wrote about our star
of the month W.C. Fields. The writer, who obviously didn't get around
much, was unaware that Fields' big, bulbous, tomato-red nose was "The
Real McCoy," a huge apparition some observers swore grew in size by the
week. (Edgar Bergen via his dummy Charlie McCarthy, used to refer to
Fields as "the original half-man, half-nose.") The critic, however, was
dead-on regarding that other observation about Fields: he was indeed
funny, hilariously funny, and we have the films to prove it. All month
long we'll be showing you ample samples of his ability to inspire
laughs, roars and guffaws of the knee-slapping variety. Further, in
between the Fields films, we'll also be bringing you a cornucopia of
tidbits about the man behind the schnozola. He was, for instance, born
William Claude Dunkenfield and was billed under all three names when he
began as a juggler in show business when barely in his teens. At the age
of 16, one theatre manager found that name much too long for his
billboard, so without even asking, the manager chopped off the "Dunken"
and substituted initials in place of the boy's two given names, thus,
W.C. Fields was born and remained so for the next 51 years.
History doesn't tell us at which age he began drinking but his imbibing
eventually became as legendary as his comic turns. It's said Fields
could easily down three quarts of whiskey in a day and not only keep
standing, but keep working. Fields wrote most of his funniest films
himself, under pseudonyms like Mahatma Kane Jeeves, Otis Criblecablis
and Charles Bogle, and in the scripts he wrote, his movie wives were
invariably pretentious harridans and his film sons were always
disrespectful whiners. That was Fields' basic impression of his own wife
and son; about his wife Hattie, Fields once said, "She drove me to
drink. It's the one thing I'm indebted to her for." There was no
daughter in the Fields' household, which is probably why the daughters
in his screenplays were loving and gentle, a gilded image of the
daughter he wished he had.
Fields came very close to starring in MGM's classic The Wizard of
Oz. In August 1938, the film's producer Mervyn LeRoy asked Fields to
play either The Wizard or The Cowardly Lion, whichever he preferred, for
which he would receive star billing and a $5000-per-day fee, an
astronomical fee. Fields said no; he didn't think Wizard had the
sweet smell of success about it. He may have been a bad fortune-teller
and a less than sober citizen, but nothing kept him from bouncing forth
with funny lines and first-rate quips, even on his deathbed. When one of
his last visitors came to see him, Fields was reading a Bible. Since he
had never been a religious man, the visitor asked, "why the Bible?
Retorted W.C., a rascal to the end, "I'm lookin' for loopholes."
by Robert Osborne
W.C. Fields Profile
by Robert Osborne | November 02, 2009
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