Clarence (Timothy Carey): "I wouldn't even bother taking out an insurance policy on a funeral deal. Because when you die, your body starts to stink."

Clarence (talking to his horse Rex): "Don't you go to sleep on me Rex. Your master's gonna be somebody. I'm gonna make people live long. I'm gonna put something in life. I'm gonna make life be eternal. I'm gonna do it Rex. I know you're not laughing at me Rex...Some day people will never die."

Clarence (to the Gardener): "How would you like a job following me?"
Gardener (Gil Barreto): "Where?"
Clarence: "To eternal life!"
Gardener: "Where is that?"
Clarence: "That's right here on earth. I have a plan. A plan that nobody's had before that's gonna make me a god."

Clarence (preaching on the street): "There goes my boss that fired me last week. Look at him, all he cares about is his insurance."

Clarence: "Let them laugh at me, I don't care!"

Clarence: "I'm not a preacher and I'm not a drunk – I'm just a politician!"

"As a sinner he's a winner/Honey, he's no beginner/He's rotten to the core/Daddy, you can't say no more/He's the world's greatest sinner." (From the Theme Song to The World's Greatest Sinner)

Compiled by Millie de Chirico