"Hercules! The mighty...marvelous...mastodonic model of muscular masculinity!"

"Nemo, how would you like to walk over to my house and have a drink?"
"Why walk? Let's run!"

"See her do the dance that broke the Sultan's thermometer!"
"The Demi-Tasse Dandy!"

"You see, my plan is so ridiculous...so simple...that it scares you."
"It's spooky! It sounds... unholy!"

"We'll be the Unholy Three!"

"If I loved a man, he wouldn't have to have a dime!"

"That's all there is to life, friends -- a little laughter...a little tear..."

Compiled by Bret Wood