- Emcee Hal Kenton: "Our kids don't even rehearse - they just audition and go on!"

- Bud: "A steak? For breakfast?"
Steak: "What else is there?"

- Bud Eagle Fan club girl: "What about tearing off his clothes?"
Fan club boy: "That's for squares!"
Fan girl: "I think it's effective..."

- Vickie: (listening to Bud's song on the jukebox) "Marge, I think he's the most!"
Marge: "And he hasn't been around town long enough to get a haircut!"

Compiled by Millie de Chirico