"Fancy, Ronny! Vampires in the twentieth century!"
"Ripping! They'll never believe that at the club."

"Superstitious twaddle!"

"Forget your absurd superstitions. This is 1934!"

"There is no more foul or relentless enemy of man in the occult world than this dead alive creature spewed up from the grave!"

"We must all die. There is nothing terrible about death. But -- to live on after death -- a soul earthbound -- a vampire. You don't wish any such fate for your beloved."

"Their heads must be severed with one clean stroke and a sprig of batthorn placed within the gaping wound!"

"Did you watch me? I gave all of me. I was greater than any real vampire!"

Compiled by Bret Wood