Clara Belle (to Sidney): "Why don't you take Mama -- she ain't had no fun all week!"
Maggie Marie: "All Week?! Hell, I ain't turned a trick in fifteen years!"

Sidney: "I guess that makes you the perfect female, huh? Can't hear, can't talk."

Hannah (to Brother Hanson): "Sidney...he ain't seen the inside of a church since he was baptized..."

"Women are strange critters, son. Sometimes they're small and weak but sometimes they're anything but."--Farmer Lute Wade (Stuart Lancaster) to Calif McKinney (John Furlong)

Compiled by Mille de Chirico