"Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to violence... the word and the act. While violence cloaks itself in a plethora of disguises, its favorite mantle still remains sex. Violence devours all it touches, its voracious appetite rarely fulfilled, yet violence doesn't only destroy. It creates and molds as well. Let's examine closely then this dangerously evil creation, this new breed, encased and contained within the supple skin of woman. The softness is there, the unmistakable smell of woman, the surface shiny and silken, the body yielding yet wanton. But a word of caution: handle with care and don't drop your guard. This flirtatious new breed travels alone and in packs Operating at any level, at any time, anywhere and with anybody. Who are they? One might be your secretary, your doctor's receptionist, or a dancer in a go-go club!" Narrator

"Go ahead, sponge, soak it up. I'm'a gonna love squeezin' you out." Rosie

"She wears the pants all right... but somehow she always strips her gears." Billie

"All right, you washed... now I'm'a gonna spin-a-dry you!" Rosie

"I'm sorry, I seem to be using up all the oxygen." Linda

"You're the All-American Boy, a safety-first Clyde." Varla

"I'm of legal age for whiskey, voting and loving. Now the next election is two years away, and my love life ain't getting much better, so how about some of that one-hundred-percent!" Billie

"Right fender, Einstein." Varla

"What's your point?" Tommy
"It's of no return, and you've reached it!" Varla

"You don't have to believe it, honey...just act it." Varla

"Oh, you're cute...like a velvet glove cast in iron." Billie

"Just passing through, huh? Boy, that motor's sure hot! You gals really must have been moving on these little machines. Yessir, the thrill of the open road. New places, new people, new sights of interest. Now that's what I believe in, seeing America first!" Gas Station Attendant
"You won't see much of it lookin' there, Columbus!" Varla

"You girls a bunch of nudists or are you just, uh, short of clothes?" The Old Man

"It's a ba-ba-bad thing." Vegetable

"You gotta straighten your tie, Sampson, or Papa will spank you." Billie

"One more slider, flake, and it's wipe-out." Varla

"Sound your warning, send your message, huff and puff and belch your smoke and kill and maim and run off unpunished." The Old Man

"Ghosts...fifty ton o' high-ballin' ghosts...and running late as usual." The Old Man

"He's my seedlin', I can't deny that. But he ain't no son to me. He's a, a piece of mutton, a blob of flesh. He's no use to no one." The Old Man

"I'm not for talkin' anymore, I'm for eatin.'" The Old Man

"I like men with big appetites... only I could never find one to match mine." Varla

"She lies... she killed... she killed with her bare hands, she did... she did... she did..." Linda

"I can turn myself on a dozen different ways. But you, you've only got one channel and your channel's busy tuning in outside. You really should be AM and FM. You one band broads are a drag." Billie

"You know, Tiny Tim, when I've had enough of this stuff, it's been known to be passing out time. And it's just about passing out time." Billie

"You're a beautiful animal. And I'm weak. And I want you." Kirk

"Don't talk it, do it... just do it." Varla

"Go on boy, get 'er... get 'er good!" The Old Man

"I've made some funny scenes before, but this cops it." Varla

"Wait a minute, hero. I don't care if you want to walk yourself into a sweat in the desert but what about the frail? C'mon, use your noodle." Varla

"In hell you'll see me...and we're both better than even money to make it." The Old Man

"Drive... and don't miss." Varla

"She weren't a bad little blossom, and full of life." The Old Man

"Don't sweat it. Just get the knife and follow my dust." Varla "Your old man's been blasted out of his wheels. And your king-sized brother's been twisted like a pretzel. You're all that's left lover, and you ain't gonna be around for long." Varla

Compiled by Richard Harland Smith & Jeff Stafford