Rancho Deluxe


1h 34m 1975

Brief Synopsis

Two modern cowboys turn to rustling cattle.

Film Details

MPAA Rating
Genre
Comedy
Western
Adaptation
Release Date
1975

Technical Specs

Duration
1h 34m
Sound
Mono
Color
Color (DeLuxe)

Synopsis

Cattle rustlers Jack McKee and Cecil Carlson have chosen to be outcasts. McKee is staying far away from his conceited ex-wife and Native American Carlson has rejected his tribe's traditions. The two men are tired of small-time capers and decide to pull off a majorly profitable crime. So they target a quiet rancher named John Brown's ranch, but Brown finds out and gets a private detective to go after the duo.

Film Details

MPAA Rating
Genre
Comedy
Western
Adaptation
Release Date
1975

Technical Specs

Duration
1h 34m
Sound
Mono
Color
Color (DeLuxe)

Quotes

I've seen more of this state's poor cowboys, miners, railroaders and Indians go broke buyin' pickup trucks. The poor people of this state are dope fiends for pickup trucks. As soon's they get ten cents ahead they trade in on a new pickup truck. The families, homesteads, schools, hospitals and happiness of Montana have been sold down the river to buy pickup trucks!... And there's a sickness here worse than alcohol and dope. It is the pickup truck death! And there's no cure in sight.
- Mr. Colson
Should I bring lots of rubbers?
- Cecil
If I wasn't so dad-blamed old, I wouldn't know what this is.
- Henry Beige
What is it?
- John Brown
It's a fifty-caliber bullet!
- Henry Beige
From what kind of gun?
- John Brown
A Sharps buffalo rifle! This is gettin' downright romantic!
- Henry Beige
Come in, Grandma, and see the floozies and the whore-mongers! Filth and evil are one subject I am slow to tolerate!
- Wilbur Fargo
Uh, that's two subjects.
- Jack
You are in a dangerous country, boy...
- Wilbur
Here's my bill. You can pay it, or use it to wipe the pablum off your chin.
- Henry Beige
I'll pay it.
- John Brown
Don't make me no never mind; I'm just in this for the sport.
- Henry Beige

Trivia

Miscellaneous Notes

Released in United States Winter January 1, 1975

Released in United States Winter January 1, 1975