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W. Somerset Maugham introduces three more of his stories about human foibles.
The Verger : 1924 marks Albert Foreman's seventeenth year as the official verger at St. Peter's Church in England. One day in May, the new vicar asks to see him and relays his shock and dismay at his discovery that Albert is illiterate. Albert explains that the previous vicar felt that it was unimportant for Albert to be able to read, and, having been deprived of the opportunity to learn throughout his life, he now feels no compulsion to do so. The vicar fires Albert as a consequence of his illiteracy, and Albert dejectedly returns to his boardinghouse. However, on his walk home, Albert notices that there are no tobacconists in his area, and he tells his landlady, Emma Brown, that he plans to open a shop with his small savings. Albert also proposes to Emma, and they immediately announce the good news to Emma's daughter Gladys, who has just announced her own engagement. The next day, Albert and Emma rent a store space, and within a month, their business is thriving. Some time later, Gladys becomes pregnant shortly before her husband Ted loses his job. Albert insists on opening another shop for them to run, which also becomes successful. Albert later takes great pleasure when Gladys' baby is christened at St. Peter's and, to the vicar's surprise, makes a sizeable donation to the parish. Over the course of ten years, Albert opens ten more shops and becomes a wealthy businessman. One day, Albert goes to the bank to make his regular deposit of the combined income from all his shops, and the bank manager asks to see him. After the manager advises Albert to invest his vast savings, Albert surprises him by explaining that he is unable to select an investment because he is illiterate. When the shocked bank manager asks the prosperous businessman what he would be if he could read, Albert responds that he would be the verger at St. Peter's Church.
Mr. Know-All : With the end of World War II, all ocean liners become heavily booked, and passengers are indiscriminately assigned roommates. To his dismay, mild-mannered Mr. Gray discovers that Max Kelada, a loud, obnoxious and opinionated man with a foreign accent, is his roommate for the voyage to India. Boisterous Kelada, a gem dealer, pushes his way into every social occasion, and Gray soon dubs him a "know-all" because Kelada presumes to be an expert about everything. Kelada even presumes to flirt with Mrs. Ramsay, who has just been reunited with her husband after his two years in the service. One evening, the Ramsays are among the guests invited to join the ship's captain for cocktails. While they are dressing, Ramsay admires his wife's expensive pearl necklace, but she demurs that it is only a cheap imitation which she bought for herself. Ramsay then tells her how he has missed her and vows that he would kill any man who tries to take her from him. At the cocktail party, the captain reluctantly admits that he did not invite Kelada because he irritates everyone, but Kelada shows up uninvited. When the conversation turns to cultured pearls, Kelada insists that he can tell cultured pearls from imitations, and points out Mrs. Ramsay's necklace as "the real goods." Mrs. Ramsay flushes, and her husband, excited by the prospect of humiliating Kelada, bets him that he is wrong. Never one to pass up a challenge, Kelada inspects the necklace, but as he is eyeing the pearls, he sees Mrs. Ramsay's reflection in the mirror. As her stricken face reflects severe distress, Kelada pronounces that the pearls are indeed fakes, and he thereby loses the bet. Later as he is packing to disembark, Kelada receives a note of thanks from Mrs. Ramsay, and Gray surmises that the pearls were real, after all, and that Mrs. Ramsay must have obtained them from a lover. Gray now has new respect for Kelada for sacrificing his own reputation to save another.
Sanatorium : Author Ashenden moves to a sanatorium in Scotland to be treated for tuberculosis, and is prescribed bed rest for the first six weeks of his stay. Ashenden keeps himself entertained by reading, and meets his fellow patients only after his six weeks are up. Among the residents to whom Dr. Lennox introduces him are two elderly spinsters; Campbell, a seventeen-year resident who plays the violin; MacLeod, a sixteen-year resident who has an ongoing chess and music feud with Campbell; Henry Chester, who has become embittered by his illness; and Evie Bishop, a beautiful young woman who has spent the last eight years in different sanatoriums. The spinsters are appalled when they are joined by new patient George Templeton, who has a well-earned reputation as a rake and libertine. George immediately starts flirting with Evie, but she is immune to his advances, which only piques his interest. Henry treats his wife Helen cruelly on her visits because he deeply resents that he is wasting away in a sanatorium while she enjoys good health. Ashenden is sensitive to the situation, and promises Helen that he will befriend Henry. With the arrival of Christmas, the spinsters notice a growing connection between George and Evie, but Evie insists on maintaining a platonic friendship with George. When Helen arrives for her visit, she brings Henry a jar of currants from their garden, and his joy at seeing her is dashed by thoughts of the life he is missing. With the arrival of spring comes George's confession to Evie that he has fallen in love with her, and she allows him to kiss her on the cheek. Henry admits to Ashenden that he has asked Lennox to prohibit his wife's visits, because he cannot stop himself from resenting her. Ashenden, meanwhile, learns that he is one of the lucky few who will soon be cured of the disease. When MacLeod finally wins a game of cards against Campbell, about whose violin playing he has been ranting and raving for months, he becomes over-excited and collapses and dies. MacLeod's death robs Campbell of his spark and he gives up playing the violin. George, meanwhile, proposes to Evie, who finds the idea ridiculous, but reluctantly admits that she is in love with him. The spinsters are horrified by the unlikely romance, and George admits to Ashenden that he never expected to fall in love with "a decent girl." George and Evie consult with Lennox, who advises them that their tuberculosis is incurable, and that George will assuredly die within six months if he marries and tries to live a normal life. Although the prognosis is bleak, both Evie and George decide to live out their remaining days together for a brief chance at happiness, and they marry. The occasion of their wedding prompts Henry to apologize to Helen and stop rebuffing her simply because she is well.
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|MPAA Ratings:||Premiere Info:||London opening: 1 Aug 1950; New York opening: 9 Oct 1950|
|Release Date:||1950||Production Date:||
A Gainsborough Picture; A Sydney Box Production
|Color/B&W:||Black and White||Distributions Co:||Paramount Pictures Corp.|
|Sound:||Mono||Production Co:||J. Arthur Rank Organisation, Ltd., Paramount Pictures Corp.|
|Duration(mins):||91 or 93||Country:||Great Britain and United States|
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