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The Producers(1968)

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Quotes

  • Max Bialystock  

    What's the matter with you?

  • Leo Bloom  

    I'm hysterical! I'm having hysterics! I'm hysterical! I can't stop when I get like this. I can't stop. I'm hysterical. Oh my god. Ah-la-la-la.

  • Leo Bloom  

    ... I'm wet! I'm wet! I'm hysterical and I'm wet!

  • Leo Bloom  

    ...I'm in pain! I'm in pain, and I'm wet!... and I'm still hysterical!

  • Leo Bloom  

    No, no, no don't hit, don't hit. It doesn't help. It only increases my sense of danger.

  • Roger De Bris  

    Ah, Bialystock and Bloom, I presume! Heh heh, forgive the pun!

  • Leo Bloom  

    What pun?

  • Max Bialystock  

    Shut up, he thinks he's witty.

  • Ulla  

    Gut da, por day!

  • Leo Bloom  

    Uh, I beg your pardon?

  • Ulla  

    Gut da, por day!

  • Leo Bloom  

    Ah, gut da! Max, have you gone mad? A receptionist who can't speak English? What will people say?

  • Max Bialystock  

    They'll say, "A wuma wa wa wa wa!"

  • Max Bialystock  

    That's it, baby, when you've got it, flaunt it, flaunt it!

  • Max Bialystock  

    "Gregor Samsa awoke one morning to discover that he had been transformed into a giant cockroach." Nah, it's too good.