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The Great Race

The Great Race(1965)

  • Saturday, November 19 @ 09:15 AM (ET) - Reminder REMINDER
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  • Max  

    We gotta do something.

  • Professor Fate  

    Oh, don't worry. Before this iceberg melts and we drown like rats, we're going to do plenty.

  • Max  

    Yeah? What?

  • Professor Fate  

    We're gonna starve!

  • Leslie  

    You better keep it to yourself.

  • Fate  

    Oh, of course I'll keep it to myself.

  • Fate  

    Until the water reaches my lower lip, and then I'm going to mention it to *somebody*!

  • Max  

    Red sky. Gonna be a storm.

  • Professor Fate  

    What are you babbling about?

  • Max  

    Red sky in the morning, sailor take warning.

  • Professor Fate  

    Why, you simple-headed gherkin, do you know the chances of a storm in this part of the world at this time of the year?

  • Max  

    No, what?

  • Prince Hapnick  

    You! You're the cause of it all! It was your idea!

  • General  

    No, no your highness... Baron von Schtupp

  • Prince Hapnik  

    I don't care, I don't care! You're banished. I'm getting a new tucker-inner! Banished, banished, banished!

  • The Baron  

    He who fights and runs away, will live to fight another day. Adieu, Mr. Leslie.