See you around, Super Honkie!
Hair's like a woman. You treat it good and it treats you good. Ain't that right honey? You hear what I'm saying? Yeah, you got to hold it, caress it, and love it. And if your hair gets out of line you take a scissor and say, "Hair I'm going to cut you."
Shit! What's wrong with you woman? Why can't you just open a door like a normal person?