Two bumbling outlaws enlist in the Army, where they're accused of stealing supplies.

Russell Donovan, a slick frontier gambler takes on three precocious oprhans, but when the responsibilities prove to be too much, he agrees to an in-name-only marriage to stagecoach driver, Magnolia Dusty Clydesdale. Soon they discover that a mine belonging to the orphans late father is worth millions, which attracts several disreputable characters, including two bumbling bandits.