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Longest Yard, The

Longest Yard, The(1974)

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Quotes

  • Caretaker  

    Most of these old boys don't have nothing. Never had nothing to start with. But you, You had it all. Then you let your teammates down, got yourself caught with your hand in the cookie jar.

  • Paul Crewe  

    Oh I did, did I?

  • Caretaker  

    Oh I ain't saying you did or you didn't. All I'm saying is that you could have robbed banks, sold dope or stole your grandmother's pension checks and none of us would have minded. But shaving points off of a football game, man that's un-American.

  • Paul Crewe  

    You take your football down here real serious, don't you?

  • Caretaker  

    You mind if I ask you one question?

  • Paul Crewe  

    Yes, I do mind!

  • Caretaker  

    Why did you do it?

  • Paul Crewe  

    It's a long story.

  • Caretaker  

    Well, I got eight years.

  • Paul Crewe  

    Hey Pop, the time you hit Hazen in the mouth, was it worth 30 years?

  • Pop  

    For me it was.

  • Paul Crewe  

    Then give me my damn shoe!

  • Paul Crewe  

    My, you have lovely hair. You ever find any spiders in it?

  • Paul Crewe  

    What's his name?

  • Caretaker  

    Indian.

  • Paul Crewe  

    That makes sense.

  • Caretaker  

    Now don't go making any ethnic jokes.

  • Paul Crewe  

    Paul Crewe. Heard you played some football.