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texas across the river
I absolutely love this movie.Joey Bishop is so funny.. There is not one bad scene in this movie. I could watch it every day. I want to get this movie on dvd
Funny underrated Western
If you haven't heard of this western, you are missing out on something. Dean Martin needs help leading settlers safely across Texas circa 1845, he meets up with Don Andrea Baltazar (Alain Delon) who has been wrongfully accused of murder and with Kronk (Joey Bishop)a wisecracking native. Complicating matters are southern belle Phoebe Ann (Rosemary Forsythe) and cavalry officer Peter Graves who continually yells out orders no one can understand. (Both of whom are ridiculously full of themselves). Not to mention less than harmful Comanches led by Michael Ansara.
Texas across the river
*** I never heard of this spoof. I was pleasantly suprised. Lots of laughs.
Texas Across The River
- Marlene Conte
Great movie. Why isn't it available in DVD in North America!!! Be nice to have a movie you can watch withthe Grandkids... It was funny then, and it still is. My VHS copy is fading. Please make it availabe in DVD!!
very funny movie
- suzanne schrader
this is one of the funniest best movies ever and i want to own it
Alain Delon is not just a pretty face.
- Margaret McVey
I've never forgotten this movie since I saw it as a kid and I've been looking for it ever since. This is great fun and is made extra special with the appearance of the French heartthrob Alain Delon. The fight scene between Dean Martin and Delon is one of the most hilarious ever. I would love to see this released on DVD so I could have it at home.
Find yourself smiling, when not laughing out loud when watching this film...
Dino's Darlings - 1966
- Brenda Orr Norwood
Thirty young ladies were selected across Texas and Louisiana as Dean Martin's Dino's Darlings for the premiere of Texas Across the River.I was one of those young ladies....Miss Corpus Christi's Dino's Darling 1966. I went to the premiere of the movie in Houston. All of us were dressed in Indian outfits. We had fun. Went to the premiere. And, we even met Dean Martin at the airport and welcomed him to Houston, Texas. He gave each of us a kiss on the cheek.I was one of the lucky one ladies who attended a cocktail party with Dean Martin. He signed my beauty pageant banner.What an exciting event in my life.
HEB HA-ROAR HAR!!!
DOES ANYONE ELSE REMEMBER WHAT THIS REFERS TO IN THE MOVIE?IF I CAN RECALL IT AFTER 40+ YEARS, IT SPEAKS TO HOW MEMORABLE THIS MOVIE WAS. STILL USE THE EXPRESSION TO CRACK UP A COUSIN OF MINE, WHO SAW IT WITH ME WHEN IT WAS FIRST RELEASED. LONG TO SEE IT AGAIN...CAN'T BELIEVE THE MONEY-MAKERS THAT BE ARE MISSING OUT ON THE PROFITS FROM THIS CLASSIC!
One of my favorite childhood memories.
I used to love watching this movie when I was a little girl. I used to see it the abc-3:00p.m. movie, that came on monday - friday. And then again, on the weekend movie matinees. I would watch it everytime that it came on. When I became an adult and discovered the classic movie stations...I would always look for it. I love the entire cast...but especially Joey Bishop, Alain Delon and Dean Martin. That trio made the movie. Please make it availabe for sale. I would love to own it!!! And I am a female! I have always loved comedy westerns!!! The fact that it is so off beat; makes it work. If movie buffs have noticed...a lot of modern movies have copied the style of this "dramedy" that makes fun of the western cliches.
The funniest movie I ever saw.
I saw this movie 3 times when I was a teenager. It was hysterical! I want to share it now with my family.
Anyone who is a Dean Martin fan needs to see this movie. Even my husband, who typically hates all "old" movies, loves this one!