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The Colonel
I don't read no papers, and I don't listen to radios either. I know the world's been shaved by a drunken barber, and I don't have to read it.
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Long John Willoughby
Hey, stop worryin', Colonel, fifty bucks ain't gonna ruin me.
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The Colonel
I've seen plenty of fellas start out with fifty bucks and wind up with a *bank* account!
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Beany
Hey, what's wrong with a bank account, anyway?
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The Colonel
And let me tell you, Long John, when you become a guy with a bank account, they gotcha! Yes sir, they gotcha!
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Beany
Who's got him?
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The Colonel
The helots!
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Mayor Hawkins
Walk slow, like you do when you come to pay your taxes.
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Ann
If it was raining hundred dollar bills, you'd be out looking for a dime you lost someplace!
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Henry Connel
Lighthouses, John. Lighthouses in a foggy world.
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Henry Connel
On December 26th, you get one railroad ticket... out of town. And the Bulletin agrees to pay to have your arm fixed. That's what you want, isn't it?
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Long John Willoughby
Yeah, but, it's gotta be by "Bonesetter" Brown.
