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Meet John Doe

Meet John Doe(1941)

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Quotes

  • The Colonel  

    I don't read no papers, and I don't listen to radios either. I know the world's been shaved by a drunken barber, and I don't have to read it.

  • Long John Willoughby  

    Hey, stop worryin', Colonel, fifty bucks ain't gonna ruin me.

  • The Colonel  

    I've seen plenty of fellas start out with fifty bucks and wind up with a *bank* account!

  • Beany  

    Hey, what's wrong with a bank account, anyway?

  • The Colonel  

    And let me tell you, Long John, when you become a guy with a bank account, they gotcha! Yes sir, they gotcha!

  • Beany  

    Who's got him?

  • The Colonel  

    The helots!

  • Mayor Hawkins  

    Walk slow, like you do when you come to pay your taxes.

  • Ann  

    If it was raining hundred dollar bills, you'd be out looking for a dime you lost someplace!

  • Henry Connel  

    Lighthouses, John. Lighthouses in a foggy world.

  • Henry Connel  

    On December 26th, you get one railroad ticket... out of town. And the Bulletin agrees to pay to have your arm fixed. That's what you want, isn't it?

  • Long John Willoughby  

    Yeah, but, it's gotta be by "Bonesetter" Brown.