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The Jerk(1979)

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  • Navin R. Johnson  

    For one dollar I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.

  • Navin R. Johnson  

    Well I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this

  • Navin R. Johnson  

    and that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.

  • Mother  

    Navin, I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass.

  • Navin R. Johnson  

    I was born a poor black child.

  • Navin R. Johnson  

    He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans.