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Don't Go Near the Water

Don't Go Near the Water(1957)

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Brief Synopsis

Navy office workers scheme to build a recreation hall on a remote Pacific island.

Cast & Crew

Glenn Ford Lt. Max Siegel
Gia Scala Melora Alba
Earl Holliman Adam Garrett
Anne Francis Lt. Alice Tomlen
Keenan Wynn Gordon Ripwell
Fred Clark Lt. Cmdr. Clinton T. Nash
Eva Gabor Deborah Aldrich
Russ Tamblyn Ensign Tyson
Jeff Richards Lt. Ross Pendelton
Mickey Shaughnessy Farragut Jones
Howard Smith Adm. Boatwright
Romney Brent Melora's father
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Additional Details

MPAA Ratings:  Premiere Info:  New York opening: 14 Nov 1957
Release Date:  1957 Production Date:  [CinemaScope]
A Avon Production
EB; AFI
Color/B&W:  Color (Metrocolor) Distributions Co:  Loew's Inc.
Sound:  Perspecta Stereo (Westrex Recording System) Production Co:  Avon Productions, Inc., Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Corp.
Duration(mins):  9,614 Country:  United States
Duration(feet):  105 or 107    
Duration(reels):  not available    

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  • Very good comedy

    Daniel 2014-04-15

    "Don't go near the water" takes aim at one of the most incompetent things in the world, i.e., the military. Ford is in the PR business as... MORE>

  • Don't Go Near The Water

    Rob 2013-12-30

    I think Maltin is off a bit on this one. This movie is genuinely entertaining. It's funny, touching, and has all the components needed for a solid... MORE>

  • Probably the funniest military comedy

    Col Harmon 2013-12-29

    Leonard Maltin is completely out of touch with this film. EveryoneI knew who saw this film gave it raves. A very funny and intelligent comedy , something... MORE>