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  • Lew Archer  

    The bottom is loaded with nice people, Albert. Only cream and bastards rise.

  • Lew Harper  

    You've got a way of starting conversations that ends conversations.

  • Miranda Sampson  

    What do you do this kind of crummy work for, anyway?

  • Lew Harper  

    What, are you trying to be funny? I do it because I believe in the United Nations and Southeast Asia, and -- you think it's funny if your life depends on what goes through the Panama Canal? What about the English pound? I'll tell you something -- as long as there's a Siberia, you'll find Lew Harper on the job.

  • Miranda Sampson  

    Are you putting me on?

  • Lew Harper  

    Jeez, I don't think so.

  • Harper  

    I used to be a sheriff until I passed my literacy test.

  • Harper  

    Keep the change

  • Bartender  

    There is no change.

  • Harper  

    Keep it anyway.