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Dr. Hackenbush
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
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Whitmore
Hackenbush
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Dr. Hackenbush
WHO?
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Whitmore
Dr.Hugo z Hackenbush
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Dr. Hackenbush
WHO?
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Whitmore
H-A-C-K-E-N-B-U-S-H HACKENBUSH
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Dr. Hackenbush
If I hold you any closer, I'll be in back of you.
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Dr. Hackenbush
Oh, well, uh, to begin with I took four years at Vassar.
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Mrs. Upjohn
Vassar? But that's a girls' college.
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Dr. Hackenbush
I found that out the third year. I'd 've been there yet, but I went out for the swimming team.
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Whitmore
Just a minute, Mrs Upjohn. That looks like a horse pill to me.
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Dr. Hackenbush
Oh, you've taken them before.
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Whitmore
Are you sure, Doctor, you haven't made a mistake?
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Dr. Hackenbush
You have nothing to worry about. The last patient I gave one of those to won the Kentucky Derby.
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Whitmore
May I examine this, please? Do you actually give those to your patients? Isn't it awfully large for a pill?
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Dr. Hackenbush
Well, it was too small for a basketball, and I didn't know what to do with it. Say, you're awfully large for a pill yourself.
